Saturday , August 13 2022

‘SNL’ returns with ‘Rudy Giuliani’ and his witnesses vying for the election


The opening sketch for the NBC-type show had McKinnon’s Giuliani at a hearing in Michigan and presented witnesses with testimonies of allegations of voter fraud.

“This election stole from the American people with a level of trickery not seen since Houdini,” McKinnon’s Giuliani said as he spoke. “It was not me. It was you.”

McKinnon’s Giuliani said he and President Trump would destroy the results first in Michigan, then in “Georgiavania” and “North-a-Canada.”

“You want proof? Okay, yes, today I brought with you a dozen very intelligent, barely intoxicated individuals who are all eyewitnesses,” said McKinnon’s Giuliani.

The first witness was Cecily Strong, who played Melissa Carone, an IT entrepreneur for Dominion Voting Systems, who spoke to Giuliani at a hearing in Michigan and laughed audibly.

“I swear to tell my whole story, and nothing but my story so help me God,” Strongs Carone said.

Strongs Carone then told the panel in the debate to lose her attitude “just like you” lost “all Trump votes” and said she personally saw hundreds, if not thousands, of dead people vote.

“Have you checked every survey? Did you talk to all the dead?” Strongs Carone asked the Michigan senators. “I’m not lying. I signed an After David.”

Other witnesses included a woman who “ate ballot boxes”, a man abducted by foreigners, Michael J. Lindell – CEO of My Pillow, and Chloe Fineman, who played Nicole Kidman’s character from HBO’s “The Undoing”.

Strong then returned as Carone to say that Dominion tricked her out of his cheesy bread.

“I think you are confusing Dominion with Dominos,” one of the state senators told her.

“Anyway, my vote took longer than 30 minutes, so it’s supposed to be free,” Strongs Carone said.

Finally, McKinnon’s Giuliani said he would not give up the fight to overthrow the election.

“In conclusion, I would say that the defense is resting, but we will never rest. Not until this election has ceased, or will I receive full pardon and $ 10 million in cash,” said McKinnon’s Giuliani. “And if you liked what you saw here today, we’ll give a press conference right after that at the Ritz-Carlton … plumbing company.”

McKinnon then said on the show’s signature: “Live … From New York! It’s Saturday night!”

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